Republicans Pledge to Repent if elected; Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Despite admitting having obstructed all types of financial reform following the recent financial crash, local Republican candidate, Billy Bob, has announced that if elected, he will repent and consider some type of reform...to be specified after he is elected.

During the question and answer period, he refused to comment on the irony of his now seeking to blame those who had tried to reform Wall Street earlier, except he did say that they were not the right people to get credit for reform...he wanted to be the one...