"Cheapmart Stores reminds Customers that They are the Cheapest"; Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Responding to falling sales, the local retailer giant "Cheapmart" has increased the volume in its local TV ads, and boldly proclaimed'''"You must never forget that WE are the CHEAPEST." Volume in the ads will be increased till the sales rise...It is presumed that folks have a little hearing loss....Stay tuned as I follow this story.