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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Church decides to lengthen time permitted for a kiss to be "mortal"

After serious weighty discussion of the plentitude council, it was decided that to adjust to the modern world, a kiss would be mortal if lasting twenty seconds, rather than the previously determined ten seconds. No explanation was given, but the determination was held to be infallible.
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