"God told me to hide money offshore" Candidate says; Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

After a long day of bass fishing on the chilly boat ride home in the dim lighting of northern Minnesota, Billy Bob---one of the very best bass fisherman alive got the idea of hiding his money overseas---after all, God wanted him to be successful, and that probably meant tax free, and who knows...maybe with this strategy..someday...maybe...just maybe...he might be President.