Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Politico says Cheese, Brats and Beer Clarified his Mind; Tales From Normal, Mn: FICTION
Paul "The bunyan" Johnson, famous bass fisherman from Normal, Mn has recently announced his candidacy for national office, and has mentioned in his keynote speech, delivered in the main square of Normal, Mn., right next to the Pump and Dump Gas station, that he used to be a confused liberal, but that Cheese, brats and cheap beer helped to save his mind and give him political courage. In fact, before he began his diet of cheese, brats and cheap beer, he did not even run with a running watch and thought he was running a sub four hour marathon...Now that he has been saved to the conservative fold, he wears a watch and is firmly grounded. Stay tuned as I follow this story.