"Hostess Twinkie" Panic Grips Midwest; Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

All age groups are suffering from depression this morning, as one by one citizens are coming to grips with the pending loss of their Hostess "Twinkies"----"What am I to eat then?" one senior blurted out.....Neighbors in Normal, Mn have gathered around and done their very best to comfort the forlorn, and have suggested some sugar rolls or glazed donuts for breakfast, but most of the sufferers have been just unable to cope...and it is not clear from the handbook of governmental departments..which department handles this particular need...stay tuned as I follow this story.