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Sunday, February 22, 2015

"All the pilots were Saudi's": Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the tweet this morning from the bass fishermen in Normal, Mn...where all the coffee is double strong..and the whipped cream is no extra charge...and this morning in a brief exchange..when one of the guys mentioned that magic phrase...911....he responded that "yup...all the pilots were Saudis, but we invaded Afganistan...how sweet is that?"

Water Rates to Double in Normal, Mn....;; Inflation Cited; and Economic Development: Tales From Normal, Mn: FICTION

Just got the tweet...from the bass fishermen in Normal, Mn. that the public service commission will be having a hearing about the proposed rate increase of water rates for Normal, Mn...and in the mystery that has rivaled the imaculate conception, the theory behind the rate increase is "inflation"....how nice is that...in the period between 2007 and 2015...there has been nothing but deflation in housing values...but nothing but inflation in cost of public services, which include public safety and public utilities, which does include loans to developers that by mutual consent are not paid back...how sweet is that...stay tuned..the public hearing is coming.

No airbrushed photos in Normal, Mn: Tales From Normal, Mn: FICTION

Just got the tweet...from the bass fishermen in Normal, Mn.----they decided after a short dicussion over extra strong coffee this morning...that all photos will be real...no airbrushing...in Normal, Mn....and the announcement has brought a huge outpouring of support from all the guys and gals that have all along looked pretty regular on facebook, and have wished they knew how to airbrush....stay tuned...

Friday, February 13, 2015

Bass Fishermen cannot wait till interest rates get to ZERO: Tales From Normal, Mn: FICTION

Remember when the Chrysler K car was introduced...you should remember since that was when this very car was going to be the thing that saved America....when interest on car loans approached zero...and that is the hint...when interest rates get to zero, you know that the thing purchased is probably overpriced and ready for a fall....so the bass fishermen in Normal, Mn were just pretty amused today...as interest rates were plunging...and they were awaiting the further fall in prices..and the motto of the fishermen was "Every day, in every way...things are getting cheaper."

Midwest Governor Dreams of Running for President; Replacing Science with xxx: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the tweet...a famous Midwest governor who is thinking of running for President..is firmly devoted to converting all "research universities" into vocational focused institutions that deliver graduates that are to ready to hit the ground in welding and beer making industries....stay tuned as I follow this story.....

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Beer and Cheese State urges more public funding for Beer Development: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the tweet from the bass fishermen in Normal, Mn.....that over coffee they were surprised that a neighboring governor who plans to run for President has been suggesting that the key to economic development is the expansion of beer and cheese...and that if an expedited economic development loan package can be approved quickly, it might be possible to double the level of beer and cheese consumption in that famous state by the time he runs for President...which would have the effect that most of the voters would be a little tipsy on election day...stay tuned....