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Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Class scheduled next week to help bass fishermen talk fast Jersey bloomberg style: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Today all the bass fishermen gathered ,post election, to listen to the bloomberg channel with their slick fast talking anchors talking in their brit rapid style and anchors getting excited that they could make that fast presentation and not make their words run over....the new up tempo moxie brit style is the best...and the bass fishermen have been frustrated that they cannot keep up to the fast talking types...so next week...on Wednesday...the bass fishermen will have a special speaker from Jersey who is spending the entire day teaching them how to talk faster...from the brochure, the speaker has said it is no problem about the thinking part...that is always slow..even in Jersey...

"Investors might be "abandoned" : Tales from Normal, Mn: FICTION

The bass fishermen met this morn to celebrate the election results from last night, and were amused by the side story that some major New York investment firms were warning that if the new "fiduciary standards" legislation is passed for retirement accounts that the result would be that small accounts all across this land would not be worth the time of predatory brokers to deal with....sweet....the bass fishermen cannot wait...no more large fees, just robots now to serve them...and with the automated accounts the fees are prominently displayed on the portfolio account...how refreshing is that? Bring it on...let the abandonment be good....