Family Planning Cancelled in Normal, Mn.: Need for Cheap Underage Labor Cited; FICTION

Shocking news from Normal, Mn. this morning, that all family planning services have been defunded as of today---seems that as part of their comprehensive plan, it was determined that the only way to counter all the youth leaving Normal, Mn. for the big cities, and the resulting severe labor shortage....or more correctly phrased...." severe CHEAP labor shortage"---the elimination of all family planning will help fix this problem.

A companion bill will be presented shortly to lower the minimum wage law..Stay tuned as the news just keeps getting better.