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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Fear of Running Out of Beer Consumes Normal, Mn.: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Responding to the neverending litany of bad news, the Common Council of Normal, Mn. today announced that the usual celebration for the 4th of July has been extended for a full two weeks---until July 14. Over the fourteen days there will be 28 bands playing and a limitless variety of entertainment for the whole family----

There has been some concern that with the rising beer consumption of Wisconsin that there might be a veritable "run" on cheap beer supplies with none left for Minnesota---but city elders have issued a decree that a full supply of the cheapest beer will be available in plentiful supply---it has been purchased in advance and is in secure coolers----did I say it was cheap?

Stay tuned as we follow the story.
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