Normal, Mn. Celebrates Large new Trash Dump--Explains Why Important: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the text today from Normal, Mn. on the latest news that the Mayor of Normal, Mn. has cut the ribbon on the brand spanking new trash dump for that fair city---and eliminated the recycling program immediately.

In a brief ribbon cutting speech, the Mayor said that this was all in the effort to be competitive with emerging third world countries---where the competitive edge went to countries that had large dumps where the kids could pick up garbage and other things for their homes. Normal, Mn just wanted to be competitive with the world class third world competition. The recycling program was eliminated because it was just too expensive.

Stay tuned as I follow this story.