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Saturday, June 11, 2011

Normal, Mn Moves to Eliminate Child Labor Laws to Compete With Wisconsin: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Got the alarming text today that Normal, Mn. has met in emergency session to eliminate all child labor laws in order to compete with their Wisconsin competition.

It is unclear what effect this will have at this time...since there are very few children left in Normal, Mn., a small fishing town in northern Minnesota. 99% of current residents are beyond child rearing age, and most indeed are either fishing or in nursing homes. They go to sleep early.

Even though way beyond their competitive youth, the town of Normal, Mn elders felt that they wanted to be competitive with Wisconsin or even China.....

Stay tuned.
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