Monday, June 8, 2015
Mayor Refuses to Convey Election Results---says it might be "Confusing": Tales From Normal, Mn: FICTION
Just got the tweet from the bass fishermen from Normal, Mn....seems that they are pretty upset this morning as they have heard the news that their local mayor, Miss Queen Bee, has refused to convey the local election results because she felt that the results might be too confusing. In a carefully designed news release, she stated that she "wanted to convey the leadership of the city in her own way, and did not want the election results to confuse the voters." Stay tuned.