Building Starts Skyrocket as Builders Plan on an apartment for Everyone: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the tweet...the bass fishermen from Betty Lou's Coffee Shop have been at it this morn...some of the guys have gone out to Portland to some salmon fishing, but some were holding down the fort and....as usual...were doing some heavy political lifting in the frozen tundra...they were arguing about the skyrocketing housing starts were announced in the morning news...it seems that young, middle aged, and seniors....everyone...is getting excited about renting for the rest of their lives...and builders have responded by building small..teeney tiny...apartments for them...so that the renters can be happily squashed for their entire lives...stay tuned as I follow this story.