Predator Candidate Urges Employed they would be better off destitute: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the text from Normal, Mn. this evening that Billy Bob, the foremost walleye fisherman in the northern parts, has echoed the comments of the frontrunning presidential candidate, and suggested that all those employed would be better off if they were unemployed, because then the private enterprise of the predators could do their magic..... and the real miracle of capitalism could emerge..... and while a few might die, over the long haul, over may be hundreds of years, some really wonderful things would happen, right here in the frozen tundra, and in fact in gods country, some really fine things might emerge in maybe a few hundred years or so...stay tuned.

"Governor "title changed to "Shakedown Specialist" in Normal, Mn.: FICTION

The locals of Normal, Mn. reacted quickly this morning on the news that Gov. Walker of Wisconsin has announced that he will corral part of the mortgage settlement between banks and states for the purpose of aiding distressed victims of improper foreclosure process and take the money to balance the Wisconsin budget....... The notion of the states acting to protect the public by demanding settlement for improper conduct and then pocketing the settlement and not helping the very victims of the bad behavior is old indeed....think back to the actions by states against infant formula producers----seems that has been some thirty years ago, and I am still waiting for my portion of the ripoff in the form of a personal check from these guys---but in truth, whether it is insurance fraud, mortgage fraud, health insurance fraud, securities fraud ...etc ad nauseam, the theory of government is that in the event of bad behavior, shakedown the evil doer and let the victim fend for themselves..... Citizens of Normal, Mn. have decided to replace the title "Governor" with "Shakedown specialist" to more accurately reflect the duties that have been revealed to be the essence of their dignified public positon......local lawyers of Normal, Mn. are also considering whether states that conspire among themselves across state lines to defraud and steal from the electorate might be conidered to be chargable under the RICO statutues of old----in the old days criminal empires were pretty low tech---now days interpretations might be upgraded to the uptempo world of gangsta ways.