Just got the news out of Normal, Mn where all the bass fishermen are gathered at Betty Lou's Coffee shop, where all the bass fishermen gather each morning. The bold poster in the Brainerd Daily Times caught their eye". "HIGH LEVEL PENGUIN NEGOTIATOR SOUGHT".
Must be able to negotiate with island of Penguins where no human has been able to survive. Only the fittest must apply for this position. No hint of past surrender to penguins will be tolerated. Conservative patriots preferred. Alcohol use or drug use is acceptable. Some history of business fraud preferred.
Stay tuned as I follow this story.
