Dateline Normal, Mn.: Local Young Republicans looking forward to new disasters in development: FICTION

Pretty shocking news out of Normal, Mn....local young Republicans have reviewed the abyss that they presented to Pres Obama at his election, and now are formulating new disasters to challenge him even further

....it has been widely speculated that they cannot wait till they can turn Social Security over to some closely related hedge fund managers...and be rest assured they will send each and every senior citizen a proper "options" fair disclosure booklet in large print...

... and the sharp hedge funds managers are devising a very special option they are calling the "strangle spread" as opposed to the "straddle". They are promising some pretty amazing results.

Stay tuned.