Dateline Normal, Mn.: Local Dignitaries petition for National Historic Status for local swamp: FICTION

After an extensive examination of all available structures in the fair city of Normal, Mn., and after checking the list twice to double check for any errors, the revered elders of Normal, Mn. have decided to petition the Federal Government for historic status for the local swamp.....a revered space that some locals have in hushed tones and prayerlike countenance called "low land", or as some have called it with votive like sounds, "floodfringe."

The locals have petitioned their local political representatives to gather their indications of support and of course all of us will be waiting patiently for the honored government to bestow the status of our dreams sometime in the future. Stay tuned.