Normal, Mn School District Moves to New Born Care: Cites Decline in Enrollment: Tales from Normal, Mn.: FICTION

BREAKING NEWS from Normal, Mn. via text today----

Normal, Mn. School District will be providing newborn care for all infants....and why? cause they're such special kids....and besides, with declining enrollment we have the space to enlarge the mission to serve our community more....and capture more state revenue to support our wonderful staff and employees.....

If you are planning on a newborn in the new year, if you are married and considering having a child in the new year, or if you are unmarried and having a child in the new year, call our toll free hotline today for the full information packet...