There's a Land Rush for Failed Septic Systems in Normal, Mn; Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Got a special text alert from Normal, Mn from my old friend Herman, the countryboylawyer-----seems the city of Normal, Mn has been accused of sparking a land grab and trying to use devious ways to grab sewer failing, septic laden, just plain stinkin land from the locals that surround them.....what nerve.....after all, folks have their pride.

To solve this crisis, Herman, the wise one, suggested a sewer connect fee of $20,000 per owner.....and the crisis was averted....Each owner now can save face.....and the whole matter seems solved.