"Attila the Hun" disputes history books---urges revision: Tales from Normal, MN: FICTION

Just got the text today from Normal, Mn;  "Attila the Hun" Johnson, famed fisherman of Normal, Mn has issued a press release in which he asserts that his namesake, Attila the Hun, did in fact NOT kill off thousands of jobs, but rather in a more positive light of several hundred years, Attila can be seen as improving the climate of economic development by improving the employment rate, which was darn near 100% when Attila got through with his downsizing. 

National politicians have taken note, and are studying this case for possible imitation.