Where are all the "Undecided Voters" in Normal Minn?

 Recently in the Presidential Election right down to Election Day there was nonstop debate about the

decision of the "undecided voters".  After all the millions of dollars that were transferred with reverence 

from the states to the holy Pennsylvania, I think a little analysis is timely.  

So--- as I always do when bemused I took the old 1999 Toyota Camry out and headed up north to Normal 

Minnesota to Betty Lous coffee shop---where all the coffee is double strong and whipped cream is

no extra charge..

The bass fishermen were all there in the early morn and I asked my buddy Herman what happened to

all the undecided voters? 

"Shucks Wolfman, there are no undecided men up in the frozen tundra--they are very sure till the day they 

die".

And the more I reflected I realized this was very true.  Even now at 79 surrounded by older fishermen I

can't remember anyone who was undecided about anything.