College will decide format once the checks clear: Fiction

Sure is quiet on the lake fishing now that kids are going back to school. The bass fishermen in Normal, Minnesota gathered for coffee this morn and over the extra strong coffee and the whipped cream they chuckled over the news that Frozen tundra University--it was just a junior college last year, but with a name change they get more tuition--has decided that they will not reveal whether they will offer real or virtual classes till all the fall tuition checks clear. Lots of upset students. Some want that authentic experience of dying of covid after a short party with peers. Stay tuned as I follow this story.