Super Patriots are voting Twice in Normal,Mn : Fiction

Just got back from a short Labor Day fishing trip to Normal, Mn. Once I got an hour out of the twin cities I began seeing the billboards---you know the ones. The super patriotic billboards that support recalling our Governor, or anyone else that might interfere with their proclivity to drink or buy guns. These were the graduates who did not study the "Common Good" concept in high school. I felt coffee was not going to be strong enough to meet my needs so I stopped for a strong whiskey manhatten plus the cherries at the Loose Goose Saloon. It seems that most of the folks there were a drink or two ahead of me. They were regaling their friends about how patriotic they were and to make the point they insisted on voting TWICE just to make sure their vote was counted. It was a scene right out of "Dumb and Dumber".