Saturday, August 25, 2012
Analyst Bullish on Gold, Guns, Ammo and War; Shorting America: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION
The most famous analyst of Normal, Mn., Billy Bob, who also doubles as a superstar bass fisherman indicated with animation at Betty Lou's Coffee Shop on Friday that in light of the "Battle of 1400" or the giant tug of war on the Standard and Poors average right when the Republican Convention is about to begin---that he is very bullish on Gold, War, Ammo, and he is shorting America generally. His theory is that if the Republicans win the election, they will sell America as a leveraged buy out, and pocket the money...just like their experience with Bain Capital has taught them---after all, that is what Mitt said...he said that he will fully utilize his business experience...and it all adds up. Most of the guys at Betty Lou's could not buy more gold, so they just planned on stocking up on ammo...and indeed all America seemed to be following suit...with gun battles breaking out all over the land...stay tuned as I follow this developing story.