Chunky Guy from Jersey exhorts Nation to trim fiscal fat: Tales From Normal, MN: FICTION

Just got the news from Normal, Mn. that the speakers tonight at the Rotary Club are two guys with impeccable conservative credentials, one a guy from Jersey who is very obese but claims to have mastered the art of fiscal discipline and integrity...the other is a guy from Wisconsin who says that his veins are filled with "cheese and brats" and who has a history of heart disease, but claims that he works out to defy it....nice science...stay tuned as I follow this story.