Governor says Everybody loves him; he can't remember protest; Tales From Normal, Mn.:FICTION

Just got the text today that the Governor of Normal, MN. who had been involved in large scale protests about his reign, says now that everybody loves him now, and that he cannot even remember any opposition to his proposed agenda. He did admit that he does have a slight attention deficit problem, but says that is normal for political success. Stay tuned as I follow this story, which I call the "Protest Denier Story."