Investor frustrated that listening to "Forever Young" nonstop for 24 hours seems not to work: Tales From Normal, Mn: FICTION

One frustrated investor, Billy Bob, from Normal, Mn., that lazy fishing town in Northern Minnesota, where the peace of Walleye fishing gives men and yes an occasional woman, unusual peace of mind and focus---Billy Bob after listening to the recent speech of the chairman of the Federal Reverve, Ben Bernanke, decided to do "whatever it took "and thus to listen to "Forever Young" for at least 24 hours to get the desired results. He is currently sleeping, and no apparent effects have been noted. After he awakes, he is planning to write a book called "The Power of Positive Voodo".