Bass Fisherman tributes his success to cheese curds and cheap beer: "Tales from Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the flash text message from Normal, Mn. today that the famous bass fisherman, Billy Bob, who reigns supreme at Betty Lou's Coffee shop, has given a phone interview with the national networks today, and indicated that the secret to his success is cheese curds, and cheap beer. He said he prefers not to drink dark beer, but there is something about that cheap beer that has made him so successful.