Shining Conservative Intellectuals wants to convert Medicare into Monopoly Trading Card; Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the thrilling text today that Paul "the Prodigy" from Normal, MN. has proposed to the state assembly here that all medical benefits be simply replaced with a Monopoly trading card, since in his distinguished view, having never had a regular job or served in the main street economy, it is all a game anyway, and the Monopoly trading card would be far cheaper. Stay tuned as I follow this intriguing story.