"Dying for a Beer" in Normal, Mn.: Tales From Normal: FICTION

Just got the text today...seems like everybody is dying for a beer in Normal, Mn.. One youngster, just 16, right after celebrating a large blue ribbon at the Normal, Mn. FFA annual fair, went out and had a few beers and smashed his pickup up without even so much as leaving a skid mark. May he rest in peace. So there it is...dying for a beer...the news from Normal, Mn. this morning.