Tales from Normal, Mn.: Rare Election hari kari found by archeologists: FICTION

Well pretty shocking news up here in Normal, Mn. It seems that just outside of town, local student archeologists have found evidence of a former civilization....In putting all the pieces together in the reconstruction, it appears that all the citizens having been plundered by predators and run them out of town, when faced with adversity later, reelected the predators who promptly destroyed them....stay tuned for this wonderful archeological find....