Martians considering IMF Rescue if China does not step Up: Tales From Nomal, Mn.: FICTION

Well it has been a hectic time in Normal, Mn., with all the states, cities and nations unveiling who has the biggest deficit, and all at once, leaders have been taking all those off the books entries and putting them on the books to be bailed out---and it appears that China who has been saving a lot by purchasing all of the debt of the US, is now in a position, and the only one in position, to rescue the world....but if they do not step up, maybe the Martians will step up, by installing a new Martian currency and then making the exchange rate very adverse for the World currencies in order to enforce fiscal restraint, or better phrased, just eating bread and water for a while....or so is the speculation here. Stay tuned for this developing story.