Long Lines in the Cold provoke gun battle as Black Friday Devotees Fight to the death for Foreign Cheap Goods: Tales From Nomral, Mn.: FICTION

Pretty tense scene unfolded at least according to the terse texts from Normal, Mn on Black Friday morn----seems that the warriors for cheap foreign goods were even resorting to bullying, taunting, drinking and well...all the other skills that they have been so noted for over the years in the frozen tundra, and yes...even the police were called as one lady just went too far with the threats.....

Analysts were still trying to total the annual sales forecast and were struggling with the equation of cheap goods plus free shipping equals what? The actual value of the goods remains a mystery. Stay tuned.