Indigent Plan to Vote Republican--want to feel like the 1%

Just got the text from Normal, Mn. today that there has been a growing sense of bewilderment by the politicos in that serene fishing village in the northern tundra, where the peace and serenity of the fishing pros takes center stage....that the politicos CANNOT understand why the indigent citizens especially, and yes even seniors who are penniless strongly support conservative Republican candidates who squarely will destroy those voters with their policies---WHY WHY WHY???? The answer in focus groups has been that the penniless want to FEEL like the 1%. By voting with the highest and most well healed citizens they FEEL kinda....CLASSY. Make sense? Stay tuned as I follow this breaking story from Normal, Mn...the home of Betty Lou's coffee shop, where all the coffee is double strong served in a tall, blue Minnesota Viking mug, with double sugar.....and if you want some whiskey in the coffee, you have to bring your own flask....