All Employees Changed to Unpaid Interns in Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the text from Normal, Mn. today that virtually all new employees hired in firms in Normal,Mn will be unpaid interns....In researching the past, city fathers have discovered that in very olden times, new employees were just indentured servants, and unpaid, and in order to honor their heritage, the heritage of one of the oldest fishing villages of this great nation, founded under sacred principles, and the primary one of course was that God is on the is on the side of Profit, and in a corollary, on the side of unpaid interns...so there it is..now this tiny village has returned this great nation to the sacred time of its national purity....stay tuned as I follow this story.