"Better Back in 2008---Alzheimer Patient says so: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

A local patient of the Perpetual Fisherman Care Center who has requested to be anonymous, or could not remember her name, has stated in a quiet hush that she thinks things were better back in 2008....and according to reports available at press time...she is the only living soul in this great country that thinks so....and at press time conservative talk show hosts are clamoring to get interviews. Stay tuned as I follow this story.