Visiting "Bearded Monk" to Preach Sunday in Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the text today that the "Bearded Monk", the visiting flamboyant preacher in the "Spanish Inquisition" style of preachers will be speaking in Normal, Mn. tomorrow at the Church of the Perpetual Fisherman. His theme is "The Holiness of the Thirty Years War" and in this prophetic sermon he will articulate why a Thirty Years War is necessary every so often to clean out the "dead wood" in our society, and renew the faithful and eliminate the non-believers....See you at the church. There will be coffee and donuts after church.