"Predator Drone" Elected President" in Normal, Mn: FICTION

"Predator Drone", that bastion of free market capitalism, with a shining face and smooth tongue that changed with the season and locale was elected President of the local chamber of Commerce in Normal, Mn, one of the foremost bass fishing communities of the Midwest today. Well....his real name is Mitch, but he has been code named "Predator Drone" for so long that nobody can remember his real name...and that's just the way he wants it....it has been rumored that he has a stealth plan to outsource all the fishing novelty business to China, and then take the commercial business entities private and lay off all the employees. The plan was so complex that the locals were confused...but after a few stiff drinks, they like it..Stay tuned as I follow this story.