"Never Rebuild in a Floodplain" replaces "Never Fight a Land War in Asia" as the greatest Wisdom of 20th Century: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the text from Normal, Mn. this morn from the guys at Betty Lou's Coffee House...there was fierce debate this morning over the double strong coffee with no extra charge for whipped cream...the third mantra that was closely beaten out was "Never have Jersey as your back up plan". There has also been strong demand in the bait shops of Normal, Mn. for the "I will rebuild" bobble head doll....The small supply of these wonderful dolls has sold out, but an air shipment from China is expected shortly. Stay tuned as I follow this story.