Normal, Mn. Endorses any candidate that will pay their expenses: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the text from Normal, Mn.---it seems that the boys at Betty Lou's Coffee Shop met this morning, and were laughing about the news that BOTH New York and New Jersey leaders have endorsed the President for reelection, and especially...and maybe a quid pro quo..if he agrees to pay 100% of the disaster expenses.....and the guys got the idea that this essential principle could apply to their little fishing town of Normal, Mn.---so they just put it out there ....that if either candidate would agree to pay their city expenses...to just give them a call....no pressure...but the election is next week...just sayin....