"A City of Great Fire Trucks": Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the text today from the guys at Betty Lou's Coffee Shop in Normal, Mn---seems that the local governmental authorities have been brainstorming, and having given up a long time ago on being the "Soybean Capital" of the Midwest, or even the "Tree City", they have latched on to having more firetrucks and the best firetrucks that the world has ever seen---they have given up on being a place to nurture great families and have transitioned to a town of great firetrucks.....What can I say?