"Jersey is My Backup": Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

If you have ever worked in lower Manhatten, you know several things----New Yorkers are very smart and have lots of moxie...and secondly..it is very hard to get a clear telephone connection due to the poor infrastructure---but New Yorkers have prepared for everything...they have Jersey as their backup...they gave up on God years ago, and in the event of a natural disaster, they have system backup in Jersey. Nice...I still like Iowa or Nebraska. Stay tuned as I follow the high IQ and wisdom of New York.