Political Losers say it was all the Winners Fault: Tales From Normal, Mn.; FICTION

Just got the news from Betty Lou's coffee shop this morning---just because everybody seemed a bit tense the morning after the election, Betty Lou switched to half-caff---she was afraid that a full dose of caffeine would cause a major brawl.... The guys were in shock...and especially the conservative guys that had their hearts set on a new President...and they were loudly blaming the victors for the defeat of the losing candidates----it was that logic that caused Betty Lou to make the switch to the lower caffeine level--- It sure is hard to lose in Normal, Mn..