Rifle Association Says they can Save Us: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the fifteenth call from the Normal, Mn rifle association, and it seems that they think they have a plan to save America----yup its guns, guns, and guns...and oh ya lots of ammo too. And the final thing is never to say "NO" to the Rifle Association. They have been sticking to this message for the past 100 years....and they consider it a miracle that this same remedy has worked like magic all these years and has made us the great nation that we are...Stay tuned as I follow this story.