Monday, November 19, 2012
Seniors Worried Fiscal Cliff Cuts might affect the military channel: Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION
There was a wave of panic at Betty Lou's coffee shop in Normal, Mn. this morning, as Henry was heard to mourn the loss of the military channel on TV if the looming "fiscal cliff" happens..... Relax... One of the guys gently explained to Henry that the "Battle of Midway" will still be playing for the next hundred years, and he can still watch the channel 7 hours a day, but that new war footage will be curtailed since we will not be a nation at constant war and dreaming up new wars to participate in to prove that we are "strong".