"CEO says he did nothing, and was paid for it--it's the truth": Tales From Normal, Mn.: FICTION

After the fifth Press conference in just one day, CEO Billy Bob from Billy Bob's Bait Shop in Normal, Mn. was frustrated that folks just would not believe him that he was not responsible for the poor conduct incident at Billy Bob's Bait shop, that he was just the CEO and yes was paid a huge salary but was NOT actively involved in the business...and that is not unusual...it is just the way things are...the American Way as it were...and all folks in the 1% have it that way..."Please believe me" he said.