"The Cows are Relocating": Tales from Normal, Mn.: FICTION

Just got the text this am---that the cows from the frozen tundra of Normal, Mn., that small fishing village just a hop, skip and jump from Garrison, Mn., are relocating due to the drought----and the boys at Betty Lou's Cafe, where all the coffee is double strong, with whipped cream at no extra charge, and double sugar...are wondering whether the cows are really trying to tell them something...maybe...the cows have become the role models..the cows are leaving to avoid the drought...and maybe they should too...stay tuned as I follow this story.