Eternal War, Guns, Outsourcing Key Planks of Presidential Hopeful: Tales From Normal, MN.: FICTION

The principal conservative candidate for the President of the Normal, Mn. Recycling Initiative, Mitt Johnson, highlighted his strengths yesterday while standing on the top of a pile of junk at the local landfill in Normal, Mn.. "I stand for guns, war, keeping America Strong, and outsourcing of our local jobs, and I am proud of it." Most of the folks watching the speech did not quite understand it, since they were on average over 80 years old. All the young with quick wit and any IQ had long ago left Normal, Mn. Stay tuned as I follow this story.