Dramatic Rise in Concealed Carry Workers sparks Economic Rebound: Tales From Normal, Mn.; FICTION

City fathers in Normal, Mn. were beaming with pride today after it was discovered that economic activity has dramatically grown due to the tremendous rise in "concealed carry" workers in this famous, small fishing town of 500. After hiring 400 concealed carry workers to help deal with the surge of gun permits for residents, many of whom, staunch patriots every one, have four or five guns each. Normally, visitors have just one each. What a pleasant surprise!! One fisherman at Betty Lou's coffee shop has suggested that this might be a national role model for economic recovery. He has suggested a little ditty or song, titled, "We're down, We're Out, but We're Armed!" Stay tuned as I follow this story.